"No More Smell? I Used an Onion! What The Hell?"

We have proof that onions can do more than make you cry ( and give you horrid breath)!  Who would of guessed that this unlikely deodorizer would help  refresh your dank basement?  What is this magical item we speak of?  An onion!!!  To purify the air in your stuffy basement, cut an onion in half and place it on a plate.  Next, place the plate in the basement overnight.  Once the pungent odor dissipates, you will find your subterranean space will be void of foul scents!

Wendell, the newest member of our staff, seen here about to deodorize his basement!